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Okay, so it's really easy, okay?

2
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Just put your hand right there.

3
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Okay. And the other one there, okay?

4
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Okay. You just got to concentrate on
holding it steady.

5
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Okay. Don't move around too much, all
right?

6
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Okay.

7
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Don't worry. Don't be nervous, okay?
Just relax.

8
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Hold the camera.

9
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Just like it is when Jason does it,
okay?

10
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Don't worry about it.

11
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Okay, love.

12
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Do I need to hit, is it recording now,
or?

13
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Yeah, I think I turned it on already.

14
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Oh, okay.

15
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Yeah, yeah.

16
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You're recording.

17
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Okay. I'm just afraid, like, what if I
don't, like, if I mess it up, you know?

18
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Like, I record it, right? Well, hey, you
know what?

19
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I need an update for this week. I
haven't put one up yet.

20
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And I don't know. I don't know if he's
coming back. I mean, Jason and I got in

21
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huge fight.

22
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So, yeah, things were kind of bad.

23
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But, you know, it'll be easier with you.

24
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Because normally I'm just, like,
pretending that it's my son.

25
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But now, you know.

26
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Yeah, true.

27
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Yeah.

28
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But what if, like, we're not going to
get in trouble?

29
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In trouble like how?

30
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Well, like, if people know that I'm,
like, actually your son, though.

31
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Isn't that, like, illegal or whatever?

32
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The only thing people are going to see
is your pee -pee, baby. Don't worry

33
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about it.

34
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They don't even know, all right?

35
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Okay.

36
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What if I, like... It's a really nice
one, too.

37
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I just, like, I don't want to come too
fast, but whatever.

38
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All right, we'll work on that.

39
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Okay.

40
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Should I restart it, though? Like,
because we were, like, talking and

41
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Sure.

42
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Want to do that?

43
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Okay.

44
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I know we really shouldn't be doing
this, but I can't help it.

45
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I've always wondered what it would feel
like to have you grow in my mouth.

46
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Have you ever wondered what mommy's
mouth would feel like there?

47
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Yes, mommy.

48
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Come out there.

49
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You're getting harder and growing bigger
for mommy.

50
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Mommy can touch you in a very, very
special way.

51
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You're doing a really good job holding
that camera, baby.

52
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Oh, thanks, Mom.

53
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It can be kind of hard when you're
distracted.

54
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I can talk a little bit, right?

55
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As long as you just follow what mommy
says, okay?

56
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Okay, mom.

57
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Come here.

58
00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:08,540
Do you remember me changing in front of
you when you were little?

59
00:07:09,060 --> 00:07:10,320
Yeah. Yeah?

60
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Did you think I'd be looking at you like
this?

61
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Yes, ma 'am.

62
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Not yet. Do you need a break?

63
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Yeah, just for a second.

64
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Okay. Not yet, okay?

65
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Okay.

66
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We need a lot of footage.

67
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Okay. All right. I know it's hard
sometimes.

68
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I can feel how hard it is.

69
00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:57,260
You can hold the camera like that? Yeah.

70
00:11:57,600 --> 00:11:58,600
Okay.

71
00:11:59,280 --> 00:12:00,280
Let's see.

72
00:12:08,180 --> 00:12:10,200
When Jason does it, he shakes a lot.

73
00:12:11,060 --> 00:12:12,060
He might.

74
00:14:03,420 --> 00:14:04,900
Here. Here.

75
00:14:05,420 --> 00:14:06,420
Here.

76
00:14:23,140 --> 00:14:25,340
Just let that break for a second.

77
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so everybody can watch.

78
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Doing a good job

79
00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:10,880
at all oh come on

80
00:20:53,540 --> 00:20:54,980
Jason never fucked me up.

